#Weekend Quotes

Adulthood: Where 'nap' is a verb and a high priority.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.

Sleep: My favorite escape from reality.

My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode at work.

Family gatherings: where chaos and love hug each other tightly.

I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak,Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my Jeep.