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The best scares are the ones that make you laugh... right before they make you scream.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one… especially on Tuesdays.
Don't be afraid to be a little bit naughty. Rules are often for those who lack imagination.
The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret. Now, buy my painting.
We are all, in the end, merely players in a comedy we do not understand.
Time is the substance from which I am made. And also cheese. Preferably brie.
Laughter, like a fleeting dream, can sometimes mask the most profound despair.
Sometimes, the bravest thing you can do is admit you're a bit of a nincompoop.
Laughter is the only weapon against the heavy burden of existence.
The world is a stage, and we, its poorly rehearsed actors, forever forgetting our lines.
A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men... and children, of course!
A little wickedness keeps the world interesting. Don't you agree?
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.' But the second most terrifying? 'We've always done it this way.'
Have no fear of perfection—you'll never reach it.
The world is a vast, sticky sweet, waiting to be devoured. Just be sure to check for wasps first.
Sometimes, the greatest act of rebellion is simply to laugh in the face of absurdity.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men, especially when it involves exploding custard.
If you're going to be mischievous, be brilliantly mischievous. Mediocrity is a terrible thing to waste, even in naughtiness.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Especially around lunchtime.
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources and then painting them bright red.
Never underestimate the power of a good giggle and a chocolate éclair. They can conquer almost anything.
The world is a stage, and most of us are badly rehearsed.
A little mischief is often the secret ingredient to a grand adventure.
To err is human, yes, but to persist in error, divine folly.
In the game of life, as in any good mystery, the key is to observe, deduce, and never underestimate the power of human folly.
A little learning is a dang'rous thing indeed, but 'tis better than none.
A little mischief, when tempered with good intentions, is often the spice of life.
Mistakes are merely opportunities in disguise, often wearing rather silly hats.
Sometimes the silliest questions lead to the most serious answers.
Sometimes, the only way to make sense of the world is to laugh at it.
A little absurdity keeps the world from getting too heavy.
The loudest noises often come from the emptiest heads.
It's amazing how many problems can be solved by simply admitting you haven't a clue what you're doing.
Don't be afraid to color outside the lines, unless you're painting a house. Then, maybe follow the rules.
A little absurdity keeps the universe from taking itself too seriously.
Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog... and whether or not the dog has had its tea.