#Divorce Quotes

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.

Somewhere in between all the mind games, lies and seduction...I fell for you. Somewhere in between all the broken promises, manipulation and heartaches...I got over you. But, I guess I fibbed a few times too. Remember all those times I swore I needed you? Well consider them lies because baby, here I am without you, and I survived.

Breaking up is a natural evolution when you try to figure out what you want in life. If you're with an individual who isn't moving in the same direction and at the same rate that you are, it ain't going to work.

When two broken people bring their broken pieces together, chances are they will never become a whole anything.

There have been two great accidents in my life. One was the trolley, and the other was Diego. Diego was by far the worst.

I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexuality.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

There must be a divorce between you and sin, or there can be no marriage between you and Christ.

Unfinished business always comes back to haunt you, and a man who swears he'll love you forever isn't finished with you until he's done.